[Voice]

Hi-ho everyone, Masaomi Kida here! I'd just like all you lovely ladies to know that things might be a little grim around here for a while! After all, the hero that is me is being shipped out for a mission tomorrow morning, so~ Things might be bleak, but keep the faith! After all, I'll be back before you know it!

[Yes, that'll do. Now he'll just hang out in his apartment with Saki, respond to whoever replies, and go from there]

[ Video + Action ]

Heeeeello viewers at home, this is me, Masaomi Kida! [And in comes the blonde boy himself, sitting in what appears to be a advice booth with hos journal angled against a rock so it can see him and the booth itself. Albeit, giving he set up on the edge of a street, a walkby from someone's cat or dog or some other furry animal actually gets in the way of the "camera" here for a while. But he presses on, not noticing this]

And this, as you've no doubt gathered by now, is the world-famous Kida Radio!! Welcome, welcome, and don't be afraid ladies and gentlemen. Because I- am here to help you. As you know, Kida Radio is here to inform guys about how to pick up girls and to make girls have some fanservice from yours truly!

[And finally, he furry thing moves, revealing Masaomi leaning over the booth and tugging on the edges of his shirt. Or well, his hoodie, exposing his collar bone]

So ladies, if you're seduced already, don't be alarmed, that's normal. But guys! If you want to have my skills- [And he pulls back, smirking] Which is why I've got this advice booth. Here to help guys out. And here to help girls to me. Show up in person or answer here, your handsome host will be sure to say the word!

[And with a sweeping motion he ends his broadcast.

Before realizing because the book isn't next to him he can't set it off. Oh well. He leaps the booth to run over and do that. And he collects it to bring it back to his booth. As he said, feel free to respond on the book or run into him in person]

[Video]

[Well. Anri did it so Kida thought he should try it too: a public introduction. This recording starts with a bit of fiddling as he makes sure the thing is turned on, before-]

Ladies~! May I have all your attention, please?! For this is my chance to shine... bask in the glory that I am!

[A certain blonde boy is in the camera now, his arms spread wide and gesturing in movements that can only be called hammy. As he makes it to the next part of his speech he hugs his arms around his own chest, squirming as if hugging someone]

For I, Masaomi Kida, would like to have your company today! Now, now please don't rush all at once; my heart is big enough to fit all of you evenly inside of it!! Every one of you can have a piece of this, for my body and soul become to all of womenkind!

[He raises his voice here, reaching level of ridiculousness- and spreading his arms wide once more in a lelouch-esque "welcoming" motion] Madams, girls, please come forward!! One at a time now~ Please, please there's no need to rush! I promise I will be all yours. All of yours! All of the gorgeous women and cute girls and sexy older women here, I can do all of you the favor of my heart, so you can all let me hear you lovely voices, right?! Right?!

[And then the tempo dies down as he thinks about something else. Oh wait, this is a public forum, so he should leave a message to someone else-] And Anri-chan, worry not, because you cute and erotic self will always compel me too~ [He pauses and then, almost as an afterthought-]

I'll even be your oniiiii-chan if you're desiring that! No girl should be alone~!

[And then, jumping up in the air, the feed ends in the form of a loud crash which cuts it off. ...You decide what that was]