( stage setting )

[Video]
[Of course, there's really only one way to deal with frustrated misery: you plaster a broad smile on your face such that no one can see what's going on inside of you. He's long since used to doing this, and right now, he doubts anyone will call him on it anyway.

And so, with a bright grin on his face, the video begins. He's in his apartment, dressed in suit very similar to the one he got in gangland during the scavenger hunt experiment]

Hello, hello, ladies and gentlemen! Coming to you live from a studio apartment near you, this is Kida Live! The spiritual successor to the well-received Kida Radio program that some of you might have heard about! [He spreads his arms wide, laughs, and then brings his arms in closer to himself, winking at the camera of the book before crouching down and keeping up the blase smile]

Now, I'm sure many of you have wondered "okay so Luceti's unfortunate, but how can I get a date?" Or perhaps "Valentines is coming up! What if I'm forced into my first kiss?" Or even your first intimate nature moment. [And he holds up his one hand in a circle, the other with his pointer finger out, and then pushes the pointer finger into the circle.] These are all valid concerns! After all, there's a sick sense of humor at work in the "Fate" of this world, one which breaks men's spirits as if they were twigs.

[And he laughs, at his own joke. His voice might just have shifted in pitch a little, but- He twirls in place, and by the time he's done, he's back to normal. Upbeat]

So tell me, Love Hunter Masa, about these concerns! About how you want a date and your woes of love. I'll have you know I even know an excellent matchmaker called the Commodore who can help~ you~ out~!

[With a little finger wiggle at the book of each of those last three words. He ends it there. This'll be more fun than just thinking, anyway.

If you don't want to do the video, there is an action option. Despite doing this broadcast in his apartment, he'll be spending most of his days not spent doing training things in Building I (formerly Azzip, now a budding convenience store) sitting with his Pikachu and browsing his journal. See him through the door or the window or something, or when he steps out to get a meal]

( Bonus: In which he's kidnapped tomorrow )

[ Video + Action ]

Heeeeello viewers at home, this is me, Masaomi Kida! [And in comes the blonde boy himself, sitting in what appears to be a advice booth with hos journal angled against a rock so it can see him and the booth itself. Albeit, giving he set up on the edge of a street, a walkby from someone's cat or dog or some other furry animal actually gets in the way of the "camera" here for a while. But he presses on, not noticing this]

And this, as you've no doubt gathered by now, is the world-famous Kida Radio!! Welcome, welcome, and don't be afraid ladies and gentlemen. Because I- am here to help you. As you know, Kida Radio is here to inform guys about how to pick up girls and to make girls have some fanservice from yours truly!

[And finally, he furry thing moves, revealing Masaomi leaning over the booth and tugging on the edges of his shirt. Or well, his hoodie, exposing his collar bone]

So ladies, if you're seduced already, don't be alarmed, that's normal. But guys! If you want to have my skills- [And he pulls back, smirking] Which is why I've got this advice booth. Here to help guys out. And here to help girls to me. Show up in person or answer here, your handsome host will be sure to say the word!

[And with a sweeping motion he ends his broadcast.

Before realizing because the book isn't next to him he can't set it off. Oh well. He leaps the booth to run over and do that. And he collects it to bring it back to his booth. As he said, feel free to respond on the book or run into him in person]

[Video/Action]

[So, you guys remember Kida Radio, right? Well, the following post is brought you by Kida Industries. It's a video recording, with the journal propped up to give a good shot of Masaomi. Sure it's unseasonably cold, at at least it's not raining. As a result, he is outside in his hoodie (a PINK one, not a white one, I might add, thanks to Frey). He's on top of a crate he's set up a little outside the square, and making some dramatic motions by way of his opening.]

Welcome, welcome, to the one and only broadcast for self-betterment, Kida Radio! Today is yoooour lucky day, Luceti for I - a man without parallel, Masaomi Kida, am not stepping forward to give you advice for all the things you might need advising for in your life!

[And here he lips off the crate, leaning his face in on the journal, grinning ear to ear]

Need to know how to ask a girl out? Need someone to ask them out for you?! Need advice on what type of drink to have?! What about clothes and color coordination?! I know it all! After all, many a boy has looked at me and thought "damn, if I could only be half as good as Masaomi Kida, and my jokes only a tenth as good, I'd be set for life." Well, this is your biiiig~ chance!

Bold! Dynamic!! Come and I'll answer- [Leaping back up onto the box] All your problems! If you doubt me, know that even someone like Yuuhei Hanejima would be jealous of my brilliant mastery of language and the human psyche!

And ladies, please. Don't worry - I've got moooore than a enough heart to give all of you a good time. You don't need to rush!

[Feel free to respond to his video, or walk in on him performing to a book in town]

[Video (action for flatmates)]

[This recording is brought to you by Kida Industries. It starts out with him in his apartment. Fully dressed, hoodie over his wings per usual. He looks excited, and is standing on top of a couch looking down at the "camera" of the book. He inhales and... puts a hand on his heart to start!]

As many of you know, the holiday of love, the time that lights a fire in the bellies of all young men is approaching! Only days away, in fact! Yes, of course I, Masaomi Kida, the idol of your affections and the man of men, am talking about the one, the only, the undeniably lovely-!

[And he spreads his arms wide]

Valentines Day!! Aaaah~ Can't you feel it?! The feeling of ecstasy as we savor the aroma of the chocolate in the works as we speak-! Everywhere I go [Okay no really, but he doesn't let up, and here he jumps off the couch, leaning his face in on the book] I can smell the sweet smell of girls everywhere baking their love into these tokens of appreciation, these bars of solid love! Remember, guys, you need to be thankful!! Every bit of chocolate you get symbolizes the deep feelings of a girl, and you need to have you heart open!!

[He pulls back now, fanning himself with one hand while pointing his finger at the journal with the other]

Bearing that in mind, ladies, as I'm sure many of you lovely girls are interested in showing your affections for me, I've decided to make myself more open to receive your chocolate... and it doesn't even need to be love chocolate! You can pretend it's obligatory chocolate if that is easier on your hearts~ Aaaah, careful, careful!! Don't fall for me too hard, I'm a sinful man, you know~!

That's way all day on Valentines, I'll be waiting to receive your chocolate outside of the Rec Center! [...Possibly including skipping school.

... Oh, right]

Over and out, this is Kida Radio!

[Filtered to Rise // 25% unhackable]

...Rise-chan!! I feel so lonely without us having gone on our date~ yet! [He's even putting on puppy eyes!!]

[Video + Action]

[This recording, which is clearly done with someone holding the book like a camera, begins with out favorite blonde in the bathroom. He is sitting on a chair with his hair freshly re-dyed. You can tell from the dye materials littered all over the bathroom. He is sitting dramatically for a time before slowly standing, as if remade. He then leans in on the camera]

Good morning, Luceti, and hello especially to all the lovely ladies tuning in! For those of you who don't know me. I-! [And here he plants a hand on his chest, leaning back with a smirk] Am the man of you dreams, the one and only Masaomi Kida! And I am coming to you live from my very own journal with your new show for the day- Kida Radio!!

[He shrugs and shakes his head dramatically, walking toward the camera. There's some shuffling as the the cameraman realizes that Kida is doing, and he takes a few steps backwards, awkwardly, to allow Kida to pass him and make his way to the door. He he dramatically walks (putting a stress on every step) he begins to talk again.]

Guys, I know many of you might have wondered... "how do I hit on girls?" Or perhaps "why can't I be as talented a Masaomi?" Riiight? [He throws his head over hos shoulder to make eye contact with the camera. In that same moment, another voice chimes in with:] I don't think anyone has ever wondered that.

[However, this protest goes ignored by Kida, who presses on with:] Today is your lucky day!! Today, on Kida Radio, we will be exploring the average day in the life of Masaomi Kida! From this, you too can learn all you need to know in life~! Look forward to it!!

[A pause, he opens the door but then seems to think of something else. He turns on his heel once the door is opened and leans in uncomfortably close to the camera (and therefore the cameraman, causing him to take a step back) and holds up a finger]

Oh, and a PSA before that... While some of you might be gay, that that's fine, Masaomi Kida is not nor ever will be attracted to dudes. My heart is filled to the brim with all the darling girls in the world. Okay?!

[And then he skips off. Oh yes, this is going to be a fun day.

OOC: Okay, so here's how this post works. All day, Kida is going to go about Luceti doing his usual thing. If you're a girl, he's going to hit on you. If you're a guy, he might bro it up with you. The general pattern of his day is lurking all over town until he gets hungry enough for lunch, at which point he'll go to Seventh Heaven, and then lurking again until dinner, where he'll pick something up at the grocery before returning back to his apartment.

However! This normal day has one difference. His friend dragons_peak is with him the whole day, following him around and recording these antics on "film" using the journal. It'll be broadcasting all day, so feel free to either run into them in person or reply to them with voice or video or something. If you do the later Mikado will probably be the one answering (unless you want to have your character chime in over the journal during Kida doing something in the day; just specify), but all action threads will be both of them. SO, that makes sense right?!

Really this is open ended just have fun with it. :| if I have threads with you feel free to tag anyway I promise to get back to them I'm just getting this up while I'm able]