Masaomi Kida
15 October 2011 @ 06:56 pm
[ Video + Action ]

Heeeeello viewers at home, this is me, Masaomi Kida! [And in comes the blonde boy himself, sitting in what appears to be a advice booth with hos journal angled against a rock so it can see him and the booth itself. Albeit, giving he set up on the edge of a street, a walkby from someone's cat or dog or some other furry animal actually gets in the way of the "camera" here for a while. But he presses on, not noticing this]

And this, as you've no doubt gathered by now, is the world-famous Kida Radio!! Welcome, welcome, and don't be afraid ladies and gentlemen. Because I- am here to help you. As you know, Kida Radio is here to inform guys about how to pick up girls and to make girls have some fanservice from yours truly!

[And finally, he furry thing moves, revealing Masaomi leaning over the booth and tugging on the edges of his shirt. Or well, his hoodie, exposing his collar bone]

So ladies, if you're seduced already, don't be alarmed, that's normal. But guys! If you want to have my skills- [And he pulls back, smirking] Which is why I've got this advice booth. Here to help guys out. And here to help girls to me. Show up in person or answer here, your handsome host will be sure to say the word!

[And with a sweeping motion he ends his broadcast.

Before realizing because the book isn't next to him he can't set it off. Oh well. He leaps the booth to run over and do that. And he collects it to bring it back to his booth. As he said, feel free to respond on the book or run into him in person]
 
 
Masaomi Kida
18 August 2011 @ 10:37 pm
[Action // LucetiLand Option A]

[So Masaomi Kida arrives back from his Mallynap in LucetiLand. He's actually disoriented at first. And... shirtless. This is an awkward thing because of his hot pink wings which are almost never showing to people in Luceti because he tends to wear them under his hoodie. At least he has pants. He'll be disoriented, confused...

Help a guy out? Later on, he'll have collected himself somewhat and as a result produce the following short voice call to tell people he's okay:]


[Voice]

Ladies! I'm baaaaa~ck.

[Yes, that will suffice]

[Action // LucetiLand Option B]

[For the remainder of the day (now wearing a novelty T-shirt he won in a game but still with those stupid wings exposed) Masaomi will be around LucetiLand. Hitting on girls, Flirting. Stuff like that! Chatting up guys, hanging out. ...Possibly trying to get into that hotel later

This post is super open, have at. Masaom is largely unharmed from his Mallynap, aside from one tiny Mallynap effect: every time he laughs in a way that is somehow forced, he'll turn into an earthworm. Right there. And he'll change back! In a minute.]
 
 
Masaomi Kida
13 April 2011 @ 05:23 pm
[Video/Action]

[So, you guys remember Kida Radio, right? Well, the following post is brought you by Kida Industries. It's a video recording, with the journal propped up to give a good shot of Masaomi. Sure it's unseasonably cold, at at least it's not raining. As a result, he is outside in his hoodie (a PINK one, not a white one, I might add, thanks to Frey). He's on top of a crate he's set up a little outside the square, and making some dramatic motions by way of his opening.]

Welcome, welcome, to the one and only broadcast for self-betterment, Kida Radio! Today is yoooour lucky day, Luceti for I - a man without parallel, Masaomi Kida, am not stepping forward to give you advice for all the things you might need advising for in your life!

[And here he lips off the crate, leaning his face in on the journal, grinning ear to ear]

Need to know how to ask a girl out? Need someone to ask them out for you?! Need advice on what type of drink to have?! What about clothes and color coordination?! I know it all! After all, many a boy has looked at me and thought "damn, if I could only be half as good as Masaomi Kida, and my jokes only a tenth as good, I'd be set for life." Well, this is your biiiig~ chance!

Bold! Dynamic!! Come and I'll answer- [Leaping back up onto the box] All your problems! If you doubt me, know that even someone like Yuuhei Hanejima would be jealous of my brilliant mastery of language and the human psyche!

And ladies, please. Don't worry - I've got moooore than a enough heart to give all of you a good time. You don't need to rush!

[Feel free to respond to his video, or walk in on him performing to a book in town]
 
 
Masaomi Kida
10 March 2011 @ 02:14 am
[Voice]
[As a precursor, after breaking his ankle very badly on the last day of fighting, Masaomi got himself healed up by Raine, and now has been spending much time at Gold's place. He's gone out on crutches a few times so far, but nothing much and rarely for very long, still thinking about the fighting and all. But-]

Nooow~! As you well know, White Day is approaching! A time where I will repay the favors of all the lovely girls who have shown me the depths of their hearts. However!! Before that, before even that, there is a special chance I offer to you, girls of Luceti! A once in a lifetime offer, perhaps?

[He chuckles here, and places a hand on his chest. Time to change that.]

Though it is also a favor to me, please know that your short burst of affection and care will echo on forever, and this is truly something that I, Masaomi Kida, offer to all of you! A chance to leave your mark on a man among men?! Namely~!!

You could kiss my ankle to help make it better! And perhaps nurse me back to health?! Now, now! Don't all volunteer all at once, okay?! There's plenty of my body to go around, I open all of myself to you lovely ladies, young and matured, new and veterans!! Every last one, I know that your love-love power is the ultimate medicine!!

[Because, you know, he broke his ankle... bad. Raine set it on the battlefield and then back at Luceti did a healing it up via Nala, yes, but he was still told to stay off it for a while to ensure he didn't re-fracture the thing. And frankly, being in this house all the time, he's bored.

Which is probably why he decided to be ridiculous right here. Though there are... other matters that need attending. He'd prefer to go in person, but-]


[Voice // Filtered to Zan'nen // 20% unhackable]

Zan-kun, do you have a moment?

[...And is there anything else to say? Well, he could thank Raine some more, or Law or Aether or anyone else he helped him out, but for now he's just curious as to how the rest of that team he worked with is doing. He would go look into them, but. ...No way he can really do that right now. Maybe this'll attract their attention. Maybe not. For now though, he just lets it be with this.]
 
 
Masaomi Kida
10 February 2011 @ 11:53 pm
[Video (action for flatmates)]

[This recording is brought to you by Kida Industries. It starts out with him in his apartment. Fully dressed, hoodie over his wings per usual. He looks excited, and is standing on top of a couch looking down at the "camera" of the book. He inhales and... puts a hand on his heart to start!]

As many of you know, the holiday of love, the time that lights a fire in the bellies of all young men is approaching! Only days away, in fact! Yes, of course I, Masaomi Kida, the idol of your affections and the man of men, am talking about the one, the only, the undeniably lovely-!

[And he spreads his arms wide]

Valentines Day!! Aaaah~ Can't you feel it?! The feeling of ecstasy as we savor the aroma of the chocolate in the works as we speak-! Everywhere I go [Okay no really, but he doesn't let up, and here he jumps off the couch, leaning his face in on the book] I can smell the sweet smell of girls everywhere baking their love into these tokens of appreciation, these bars of solid love! Remember, guys, you need to be thankful!! Every bit of chocolate you get symbolizes the deep feelings of a girl, and you need to have you heart open!!

[He pulls back now, fanning himself with one hand while pointing his finger at the journal with the other]

Bearing that in mind, ladies, as I'm sure many of you lovely girls are interested in showing your affections for me, I've decided to make myself more open to receive your chocolate... and it doesn't even need to be love chocolate! You can pretend it's obligatory chocolate if that is easier on your hearts~ Aaaah, careful, careful!! Don't fall for me too hard, I'm a sinful man, you know~!

That's way all day on Valentines, I'll be waiting to receive your chocolate outside of the Rec Center! [...Possibly including skipping school.

... Oh, right]


Over and out, this is Kida Radio!

[Filtered to Rise // 25% unhackable]

...Rise-chan!! I feel so lonely without us having gone on our date~ yet! [He's even putting on puppy eyes!!]
 
 
Masaomi Kida
08 December 2010 @ 04:49 am
[Video + Action]

[This recording, which is clearly done with someone holding the book like a camera, begins with out favorite blonde in the bathroom. He is sitting on a chair with his hair freshly re-dyed. You can tell from the dye materials littered all over the bathroom. He is sitting dramatically for a time before slowly standing, as if remade. He then leans in on the camera]

Good morning, Luceti, and hello especially to all the lovely ladies tuning in! For those of you who don't know me. I-! [And here he plants a hand on his chest, leaning back with a smirk] Am the man of you dreams, the one and only Masaomi Kida! And I am coming to you live from my very own journal with your new show for the day- Kida Radio!!

[He shrugs and shakes his head dramatically, walking toward the camera. There's some shuffling as the the cameraman realizes that Kida is doing, and he takes a few steps backwards, awkwardly, to allow Kida to pass him and make his way to the door. He he dramatically walks (putting a stress on every step) he begins to talk again.]

Guys, I know many of you might have wondered... "how do I hit on girls?" Or perhaps "why can't I be as talented a Masaomi?" Riiight? [He throws his head over hos shoulder to make eye contact with the camera. In that same moment, another voice chimes in with:] I don't think anyone has ever wondered that.

[However, this protest goes ignored by Kida, who presses on with:] Today is your lucky day!! Today, on Kida Radio, we will be exploring the average day in the life of Masaomi Kida! From this, you too can learn all you need to know in life~! Look forward to it!!

[A pause, he opens the door but then seems to think of something else. He turns on his heel once the door is opened and leans in uncomfortably close to the camera (and therefore the cameraman, causing him to take a step back) and holds up a finger]

Oh, and a PSA before that... While some of you might be gay, that that's fine, Masaomi Kida is not nor ever will be attracted to dudes. My heart is filled to the brim with all the darling girls in the world. Okay?!

[And then he skips off. Oh yes, this is going to be a fun day.

OOC: Okay, so here's how this post works. All day, Kida is going to go about Luceti doing his usual thing. If you're a girl, he's going to hit on you. If you're a guy, he might bro it up with you. The general pattern of his day is lurking all over town until he gets hungry enough for lunch, at which point he'll go to Seventh Heaven, and then lurking again until dinner, where he'll pick something up at the grocery before returning back to his apartment.

However! This normal day has one difference. His friend [livejournal.com profile] dragons_peak is with him the whole day, following him around and recording these antics on "film" using the journal. It'll be broadcasting all day, so feel free to either run into them in person or reply to them with voice or video or something. If you do the later Mikado will probably be the one answering (unless you want to have your character chime in over the journal during Kida doing something in the day; just specify), but all action threads will be both of them. SO, that makes sense right?!

Really this is open ended just have fun with it. :| if I have threads with you feel free to tag anyway I promise to get back to them I'm just getting this up while I'm able]
 
 
Masaomi Kida
26 November 2010 @ 01:27 am
[ACTION]

[So, Masaomi Kida had a fascinating realization today. A fascinating one indeed. You see, he woke up finding himself in strange new body and while he did freak out for a while, he eventually decided that there might be come good use for this in the end.]



[Now in girl-form, he dons his usually white hoodie (now much too big for him) and steals some of Mikado's pants to set out for hitting the town. He'll get some new clothes for his girl form later, of course, but this won't stop him from hitting on any girl he sees.

...Or guy.

For you see, he's been hit with two experiments at once, alternating at random. One has him as a boy in a girl's body. One has him in an AU in which he is a girl. Only your gender knows which one you will be getting thrown at you by default I'm thinking boy-in-girl for girls and girl'd for guys, after all but feel free to run into him/her at any point during the day of the twenty-sixth. Or hell, just be somewhere around town, he'll run into you because they will hit on everyone

...You won't regret it probably EDIT: OH. And the girl form does dye her hair, so just assume it's blonde in all the icons; Ritsu's facial expressions were too perfect. But as Kida is in need of a re-dye soon his dark-brown roots will be very notably showing by now. EDIT2: Oh duh, and replies will be with [livejournal.com profile] hitdat]