~♥TWENTY-SIX♥~

[generalflirt]

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Heeeeello viewers at home, this is me, Masaomi Kida! [And in comes the blonde boy himself, sitting in what appears to be a advice booth with hos journal angled against a rock so it can see him and the booth itself. Albeit, giving he set up on the edge of a street, a walkby from someone's cat or dog or some other furry animal actually gets in the way of the "camera" here for a while. But he presses on, not noticing this]

And this, as you've no doubt gathered by now, is the world-famous Kida Radio!! Welcome, welcome, and don't be afraid ladies and gentlemen. Because I- am here to help you. As you know, Kida Radio is here to inform guys about how to pick up girls and to make girls have some fanservice from yours truly!

[And finally, he furry thing moves, revealing Masaomi leaning over the booth and tugging on the edges of his shirt. Or well, his hoodie, exposing his collar bone]

So ladies, if you're seduced already, don't be alarmed, that's normal. But guys! If you want to have my skills- [And he pulls back, smirking] Which is why I've got this advice booth. Here to help guys out. And here to help girls to me. Show up in person or answer here, your handsome host will be sure to say the word!

[And with a sweeping motion he ends his broadcast.

Before realizing because the book isn't next to him he can't set it off. Oh well. He leaps the booth to run over and do that. And he collects it to bring it back to his booth. As he said, feel free to respond on the book or run into him in person]

Comments

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[generalflirt]

The sound of a zipper being unzipped!

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[mischiefbreeder]

Nah, save the sound effects for when you give out your station name before and after breaks.

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[generalflirt]

[Oooooooh. Nod]

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[mischiefbreeder]

Tone's important, too. If you're doin' a romance-based radio show, you've gotta dial it back a tick or two. Speak with less energy, and more passion. Like you're straight out of a soap opera, vyin' to capture the heart of anyone who hears your voice!

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[generalflirt]

So... like those K-drama people...

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[mischiefbreeder]

Eh? [A what?] ...Yeah, sure, whatever.

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[generalflirt]

Why don't you show me the voice!!

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[mischiefbreeder]

Gimme somethin' to say, then. [He doesn't feel like mentally constructing an entire radio program right now.]

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[generalflirt]

I dunno, you come up with it! Just show me the tone.

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[mischiefbreeder]

Hmm... [Give Gold a moment as he considers what exactly to say.]

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[mischiefbreeder]

[...And by moment, I mean more like a second.

Gold clears his throat, and then starts speaking in a low voice, soothing, even, and charming. Definitely not much like his usual voice. He's doing his DJ Ben impression.]

Welcome to the Golden Hour, your place for the finest in music. Up next, here's DJ Mary's "Riding the Stars".

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[generalflirt]

...Is that sexy?

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[mischiefbreeder]

...Dude, I'm not showin' you how to make it sexy. That's gay. Use your imagination.

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[generalflirt]

But if you don't show me...

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[mischiefbreeder]

Nope! Denied! Guess you'll just have to settle for not bein' able to produce a hit radio show that'll have all the ladies fawning at your doorstep, since you pretty obviously can't manage it!

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[generalflirt]

But if you can't even be gay for me how could you do it?!

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[mischiefbreeder]

Good thing I'm not shootin' for a five-star radio show. I'll just stick to listening.

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[generalflirt]

Mmm, I guess that's a fair call. [He shifts in his position, considering]

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[mischiefbreeder]

...But, c'mon. You're tellin' me you can't do sexy? You, of all people?

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[generalflirt]

...Of course I can~! Don't doubt it!

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[mischiefbreeder]

Then come on! Let's hear it! You gotta give it your best shot if you're gonna succeed!

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[generalflirt]

[And he tries to... sound like Barry White]

And that's just how it is, baby.

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[mischiefbreeder]

... [Give Gold a moment as he evaluates your performance.]

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[generalflirt]

[dun dun dun]

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[mischiefbreeder]

...Not bad, not bad. But dial it back a bit. Don't go so low you sound phony!