generalflirt | ~♥TWENTY-SIX♥~

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Heeeeello viewers at home, this is me, Masaomi Kida! [And in comes the blonde boy himself, sitting in what appears to be a advice booth with hos journal angled against a rock so it can see him and the booth itself. Albeit, giving he set up on the edge of a street, a walkby from someone's cat or dog or some other furry animal actually gets in the way of the "camera" here for a while. But he presses on, not noticing this]

And this, as you've no doubt gathered by now, is the world-famous Kida Radio!! Welcome, welcome, and don't be afraid ladies and gentlemen. Because I- am here to help you. As you know, Kida Radio is here to inform guys about how to pick up girls and to make girls have some fanservice from yours truly!

[And finally, he furry thing moves, revealing Masaomi leaning over the booth and tugging on the edges of his shirt. Or well, his hoodie, exposing his collar bone]

So ladies, if you're seduced already, don't be alarmed, that's normal. But guys! If you want to have my skills- [And he pulls back, smirking] Which is why I've got this advice booth. Here to help guys out. And here to help girls to me. Show up in person or answer here, your handsome host will be sure to say the word!

[And with a sweeping motion he ends his broadcast.

Before realizing because the book isn't next to him he can't set it off. Oh well. He leaps the booth to run over and do that. And he collects it to bring it back to his booth. As he said, feel free to respond on the book or run into him in person]

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Positive, man!

[With a little pose]

And? How has business been looking for you so far?

Preeety good. Though! It could use more girls, but what're you gunna do?

You're asking for girls, but I think you're really begging for a lynch mob.

Is that so~?

Oi! What's with that smug look!? If you're openly asking for fanservice, then you're asking for trouble!

Edited 2011-10-16 15:50 (UTC)

Man, I'm an expert. I got this.

Whatever you say, expert. I'll trust your words of wisdom.

Ah, as well you should~ Now, now. [And he strokes a non-existent beard] Do you have anything you want me to impart to you?

Haaah... I don't think you would have anything you could possibly give me since I have no luck with women. Not that I'm interested in this stuff or anything.

...

So you're gay?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

[POSE.

POSE AND SMIRK]

[SIGH resists punching him] .... If you must know, I perfer older women. Even dorm manager onee-sans would do for me.

Really really? Are you sure this is something I can believe?!

These are my honest feelings! I think I know my ideal women better than anyone!

Unless-

-You're too busy being in a closet to know.

[Annnnd here comes his fist--]

[Masaomi is a thug though. Long time gang leader and shit? You might have good punch-fu, Touma, but he takes this moment to- well he could evade but instead he braces. The punch does connect, and does unsteady him, but with a bounce he gets back on his feet, collecting a bit back]

Touchy! Wow, wow! The tension!

[Not too many people actually get up from Touma's punches, so... He assumes that Kida had been through a lot of fights from that exchange.]

--Stupid idiot. Quit assuming things about people that are untrue!

[Bro his preteen years were all one big fight. But he just leans back like this, trying to flex himself out. Wow, okay. That was something he could stand from, but that's also totally going to bruise. Sob]

I'm just making value statements! So, older ones, right? Ever hit on office ladies?

That's right. And I've never met an office lady... I don't have that kind of luck.

Preeetty intent on luck, dude.

[But enough about himself--] ... You've had a girlfriend before, right?

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