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[generalflirt]

[Video/Action]

[So, you guys remember Kida Radio, right? Well, the following post is brought you by Kida Industries. It's a video recording, with the journal propped up to give a good shot of Masaomi. Sure it's unseasonably cold, at at least it's not raining. As a result, he is outside in his hoodie (a PINK one, not a white one, I might add, thanks to Frey). He's on top of a crate he's set up a little outside the square, and making some dramatic motions by way of his opening.]

Welcome, welcome, to the one and only broadcast for self-betterment, Kida Radio! Today is yoooour lucky day, Luceti for I - a man without parallel, Masaomi Kida, am not stepping forward to give you advice for all the things you might need advising for in your life!

[And here he lips off the crate, leaning his face in on the journal, grinning ear to ear]

Need to know how to ask a girl out? Need someone to ask them out for you?! Need advice on what type of drink to have?! What about clothes and color coordination?! I know it all! After all, many a boy has looked at me and thought "damn, if I could only be half as good as Masaomi Kida, and my jokes only a tenth as good, I'd be set for life." Well, this is your biiiig~ chance!

Bold! Dynamic!! Come and I'll answer- [Leaping back up onto the box] All your problems! If you doubt me, know that even someone like Yuuhei Hanejima would be jealous of my brilliant mastery of language and the human psyche!

And ladies, please. Don't worry - I've got moooore than a enough heart to give all of you a good time. You don't need to rush!

[Feel free to respond to his video, or walk in on him performing to a book in town]

Comments

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[herotypical]

Like I said, just Buffy.

[ ... ] I'm pretty sure I don't need to rent any escorts.

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

Well, if you want to be that intimate!

[With a dramatic point!]

[ video ]

[herotypical]

What? No.

[ okay, this was now getting a little weird. ] No intimacy, thanks.

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

[Wait. Oh, right. Snort and waving his hand dismissively]

I just meant the lack of honorific, Buffy. It's a joke, a joke!

[ video ]

[herotypical]

[ BUT SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HONORIFICS.

in fact: ] I still don't get what honour has to do with it.

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

...[Fffft. He laughs a little]

No, no~ honorifics, you know? Hasn't anyone called you -san, or maybe even -chan before?

[ video ]

[herotypical]

Both, much to my dismay and frequent protest.

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

We're just being polite, you know~ It's a cultural thing, though I can see how it might be silly.

[ video ]

[herotypical]

It's not so much that it's silly -- [ now she feels rude. ] Just that it stops sounding like my name when the bits are added on.

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

Weeeell~ Think about this way!! Don't people sometimes call you other things, like Ms. Buffy, or Gorgeous Buffy or Cute Buffy? It's the same principle!

[ video ]

[herotypical]

[ annie. summers. the slayer. ]

Miss Summers, more like. And the other ones just sound...cheesy.

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

You think so? I like the ring of them.

[ video ]

[herotypical]

You don't think they're a little...heavy handed?

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[generalflirt]

Hmmm... Well, maybe a little. How about~ "Brighteyes" ?

[ video ]

[herotypical]

...I'm almost ten years older than you.

[ oh god when this kid was six she was staking her first vampire. ]

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

So~? [He says this lightly, humming a little note and putting on his more innocent face possible]

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[herotypical]

So...[ oh god, kida. how can a sixteen year old compete with her usual? you're not nearly inappropriately elderly enough. ] Kinda not my type.

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[generalflirt]

[THUMBS UP!] Oh, even if that is true, I'm a sinful man you know! I have to try!! Besides, even if I never win your heart, it doesn't make anything I say less true~

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[herotypical]

[ give her a sec while she chokes on her own laughter at man. ]

Well, it's very flattering -- at the least.

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

Then it works as intended!

[ video ]

[herotypical]

Let me guess -- you've used that little serenading trick before?

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

Only a few times.

[Not abashed at all though]

[ video ]

[herotypical]

And did they work then?

[ video ]

[generalflirt]

...Sometimes!

[ video ]

[herotypical]

Right. Well? A success rate of sometimes isn't so bad, I guess.