Appointments Post ( II )

[generalflirt]

This post here is for personal conversations which should happen but one or both of us doesn't want to put up a new post/log and thus we will just thread it out here. This can be used to thread with Masaomi anytime and anywhere. This can either be in person (with action), or via the journal's call feature (voice and/or written).

When replying to this post please mark in the subject line when and how it is taking place EX:
[Action, March 11th]
[Voice, September 8th]
Written, June 10th]

(Link to old one here)

Comments

[generalflirt]

Phew... I was ready to make a "bite marks are cool" argument.

[endgames]

Nooo. Let's keep werid kinks out of this.

1/2

[generalflirt]

[...Does he dare.

















He dares.

[generalflirt]

[And with a totally flippant tone:] I bet Temari-chan's a biter.

[endgames]

Oi!

[WHAT DID HE JUST SAY GOD YOU SUCK.





....CRAP WHAT IF SHE IS.]

[generalflirt]

[THIS POSE] Ooooh yeah, I bet she's all over that, really. The good, the bad, and the stitches.

[endgames]

[Shikamaru beats his head against the couch. Sadly it is not a wall.]

I need to be unconscious.

[generalflirt]

Oh and I bet she scratches too. Kitty lovesto scratch.

[And he makesa meowing sexycat sound as he claws at the air]

[endgames]

[Half collapsed on the floor, he manages to find that pen with his good arm and chuck it at Masaomi's head. 8|

It's meant to be comedic, but he's starting to look unsure and embarrassed now.]

[generalflirt]

[And it hits him in the eye. ...Not like a "wow your pierced my eye" thing THIS AIN'T NARUTO but "ow that hit my eye." He backs off, laughing]

Owwwhahaha. Okay. Ow.

[endgames]

[THERE. He cackles once, in victory. Good. They can leave it at that.

...victory short-lived. Awkward elevator music goes here.]

1/4

[generalflirt]

[Okay he's not saying anything...]

[generalflirt]

[Wow, this silence is really awkward! He rubs his eye, looking at Shikamaru]

[generalflirt]

[And now, this silence... it's still awkward!]

[generalflirt]

...Holy shit you realized you like Temari-chan!

[endgames]

Arghh! Shut up, will you! [Face. Palm. He turns himself over-- ow, ow, that's the bad arm. And he's out of things to throw to boot because the journal is out of reach.] Give me some credit, at least. I've known that for awhile...

[generalflirt]

Well don't expect me to matchmake this one!

[Huff huff!!]

[endgames]

No, you should definitely stay out of it...

[generalflirt]

Man, she still wants to kill me, and I've been nice.

[endgames]

[He sighs.] I know.

[...but he shoots Masaomi an appreciative glance. Thank you for trying anyways, that was getting weird.]

She'll get it someday. For someone from such a hot as hell place, it takes her a long time to warm up to people.

[generalflirt]

The language barrier probably doesn't help.



[It's a dark joke, really]

[endgames]

[He shrugs. Yeah. No kidding. ...and on that note.]

...I kissed her.

[Wait this needs context.]

She wouldn't shut up. There were zombies. So you know.

[Yes. That covers it.]

[generalflirt]

...


... You are so not cool enough to pull that off. Bullshit. You did not pull off a classic like that.

[endgames]

What counts as pulled off?

[generalflirt]

Okay liiiisten up, Shikamaru! To pull off a kiss like that, you need three major things!

[He points at him. Point, point!]

One, you need dramatic enemies on all sides.
Second, you need to give a kiss which totally says "shut up woman."
Third, it needs to still be romantic despite that.