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[Voice // Filtered to Katara (mid-morning)]
I think now's enough time, don't you think?

[Action]
[And during the bulk of the day...! Masaomi's forgone most of his training for today other than some things on his wrists. On his left wrist (the one that until very recently was in a cast) has a weighted bracelet on, one kilo. That way, he can work it without switching himself up too much. On his right wrist is still Katara's bracelet. He's also still rocking the Bradstache. BuT more importantly!

...He's here to flirt with girls. He hasn't done it in a while, he's in just the sort of mood where he wants to do it again. So if you're in town and a pretty girl, he's liable to go and flirt with you. If you're a dude, well then you can witness him doing it. React to him, stand there to be reacted to? There's a lot of ways you can roll this]

[Voice // Filtered to Gold and Silver (evening)]
Hey guys, let's go play some Mario Party. [Assumption being he told Shikamaru already]

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...Only if you wear a bikini to it, Fuuko-chan! The Starfish love legs and middrifts, you know!!

The starfish love no such thing, they'll like Fuuko no matter what sort of swimsuit Fuuko wears! [...] Masaomi-san needs to put on a wet suit though, and flippers. The starfish won't mind that!

Why a wet suit and flippers?! Are you trying to make me look like a tool?!

[Masaomi pls, you're doing a great job of that yourself.]

No! You should just be properly prepared to go into the ocean in case there are no starfish on the shore. Make sure you wear a snorkel too!

Maybe a diver's helmet too while I'm at it.

If you want! That's a very good idea, however Fuuko thinks a snorkel alone would be enough. It would be hard for you to properly appreciate the starfish with a heavy helmet in the way!

How about you were a star-shaped bikini instead?! That might impress them!

[WINK]

Why would wearing a sta-shaped bikini impress a starfish? They're already starfish-shaped Masaomi-san, that's just silly.

[Though she does seem to be considering how a star-shaped bikini might work whilst completely missing the wink.]

But then they would see your boobies as something they should warm up to.

[Wiggle wiggle]

[Really? Well she doesn't have much of a chest to work with. What would happen if the starfish did warm up to her though? Could she wear them like certain mermaids wear seashells and go bra-less?

... Wait, never mind, Maosaomi just said something stupid. Completely bypassing 'seeing the light' in people, going straight to causing a scene.]

Why is it you always seem to sneak weird things into our conversations you rude, weird guy!? We were talking about the starfish and you brought up something like that as though it is relevant! The starfish and Fuuko's chest have nothing in common!!

I'm sure both of them are surprisingly squishy!

[cackle cackle]

They most certainly are not!! You're not allowed to think about how squishy anything is, especially when all Masaomi-san says is weird things like that!

[sob]

Never ever?! Not even sponges?!

Never ever ever! Especially sponges and sea sponges too, Fuuko doesn't want to take any risks!

What about tender?! Firm?! Salty?!

Masaomi-san is forbidden from thinking about all of those! [Except for the last one.] ... Salty? Fuuko isn't sure if thinking about salty things is a bad thing, like salt water.

Keh keh, of course, Fuuko-chan. [And he licks his fingers before pulling into a little swirling hand motion and a bow]

[... Yeah okay. You do that.] Fuuko will never understand why you act the way you do.

Only because such a pretty girl is in front of me. [He snaps his fingers and then cups his hand into a heart, winks, and spins on his heel]

[But only she's here right now- OH. Oh. Stop that.] Fuuko is positive that you say that to every girl, that's just how Masaomi-san is. Those moves are better suited for a dance class anyway, not for weirding out girls!

The abundance of attractiveness is not the death of it, Fuuko-chan. I'm sure Ven-kun thinks you're very full of "light."

This again, really?! Fuuko isn't falling for it Masaomi-san, we've been over this before about light and everything related to that!!

[HMPH.]

But would you say that you like or dislike Ven-kun?!

Fuuko doesn't want to answer that, especially if Masaomi-san is just going to take Fuuko's words in a way Fuuko didn't mean them at all.

Oh no! Oh poor Ven-kun?! [He puts a hand over his head, crouching and lowering his head with a shake dramatically] What a tragedy... that you hate him!