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[generalflirt]

[Video]

[Well. Anri did it so Kida thought he should try it too: a public introduction. This recording starts with a bit of fiddling as he makes sure the thing is turned on, before-]

Ladies~! May I have all your attention, please?! For this is my chance to shine... bask in the glory that I am!

[A certain blonde boy is in the camera now, his arms spread wide and gesturing in movements that can only be called hammy. As he makes it to the next part of his speech he hugs his arms around his own chest, squirming as if hugging someone]

For I, Masaomi Kida, would like to have your company today! Now, now please don't rush all at once; my heart is big enough to fit all of you evenly inside of it!! Every one of you can have a piece of this, for my body and soul become to all of womenkind!

[He raises his voice here, reaching level of ridiculousness- and spreading his arms wide once more in a lelouch-esque "welcoming" motion] Madams, girls, please come forward!! One at a time now~ Please, please there's no need to rush! I promise I will be all yours. All of yours! All of the gorgeous women and cute girls and sexy older women here, I can do all of you the favor of my heart, so you can all let me hear you lovely voices, right?! Right?!

[And then the tempo dies down as he thinks about something else. Oh wait, this is a public forum, so he should leave a message to someone else-] And Anri-chan, worry not, because you cute and erotic self will always compel me too~ [He pauses and then, almost as an afterthought-]

I'll even be your oniiiii-chan if you're desiring that! No girl should be alone~!

[And then, jumping up in the air, the feed ends in the form of a loud crash which cuts it off. ...You decide what that was]

Comments

[generalflirt]

So it's better to do sooner than later, Blue-chan~ How about I meet you all now?

[evolvedadere.livejournal.com]

Sure! Where'd you like to meet, then?

[Voice]

[generalflirt]

...Yes! [Well actually borking the landing on a dramatic jump did but shh]

[generalflirt]

That sort of thing is always up to the lady. [...Plus he doesn't know the village well yes]

[Voice]

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

... Well, at least you're enthusiastic.

Do you always send out messages like this to the women back in your place?

[evolvedadere.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you insist...! I'll be right outside House 33, if you see a large, huge turtle in the village, you're there.

[Voice/Filtered 10%]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

Anyway. It's pretty quiet most of the time, but we step up when we're needed. If you've got any other questions...

[Voice/Filtered 10%]

[generalflirt]

[So there's reactive, not proactive. His eyes narrow slightly, but he knows he shouldn't be annoyed]

Nah, that'll work for now. Thanks, Adell.

[Voice]

[generalflirt]

Then I'll see them all one at a time~!

[generalflirt]

Okay!! I'll be right there~!

[...A huge turtle? What]

[Voice]

[generalflirt]

Well... no. Anri-chan introduced herself so I thought I should too.

[sapphire-sniper.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should let the ladies be the judge of that~?

[This may or may not be a challenge, Michael isn't quite sure himself.]

[generalflirt]

Oh, I'm sure they will! [Heheh! After all, that's how it always is]

[Voice]

[generalflirt]

Good! I'm glad to not upset you!

[Voice]

[markofthebrave]

You're not going to be able to do that if you pass out, either.

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[evolvedadere.livejournal.com]

[ And she'll be trollin' over here, say hello to her Blastoise when you see it! ]

[Voice]

[chiisaichou.livejournal.com]

[Will you still think she's cute when you learn she's barely an inch high? Miyabi smiles brightly and nods.]

Mm...kind of. But I'll let you two meet face to face. [That should be entertaining to watch.] Did you just arrive? I don't think I've ever heard your voice before.

[Voice]

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

Anri-chan?

[mothercuts.livejournal.com]

[ anri is all over this post.

... and can be seen in the camera but that's beside the point. SHE'S WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO, KIDA. ]

[generalflirt]

[KIDA IS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS.

No really he's got other girls to focus on he's not really looking at the pictures]

[falenandawn]

[Frey was first pinged by the post simply for the fact this guy seemed to make Kyle at his worst look normal. The last bit though...]
...Is this Anri a new arrival..?

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[mothercuts.livejournal.com]

[ be that way. at least she stalked you in peace. geez.

but an hour or two later, there will be a knock on your door. PIZZA'S HERE i mean ]

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[generalflirt]

[Ohhh~? It could only be Anri-chan, right? ...Or Celty-san. He doesn't want to assume. So he answers the door before reacting to it verbally]

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[mothercuts.livejournal.com]

[ no it's the pizza guy.

but seriously, anri's just... standing there when he answers the door. she blinks, owlishly, before bowing. ]

Excuse me.

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[generalflirt]

[Blink... blink- and then!]

Anri-chan~! How bold, to come to a guy's apartment!